It is sneered at by people far and wide,
The whole town laughs at his family
They don't understand and they don't see.
He takes it all to heart, and he sets himself apart,
and wonders if there is anyone in this world who is really friendly.
They never knew this pain would drive him to the high seas.
People would laugh and proclaim
that they had the silliest names,
but they just let it slide
and instead of trying to hide
they would flaunt and soak in the fame.
They all wore purple and had an orange sash.
I'll be off quick as a whip
and I am Mr. Dip.
So if you please, do not complain!”
Maybe my story should have a change of plot.
And there is one thing I know that I must proclaim as true.